that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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