Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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