she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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