he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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