i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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