It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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