he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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