I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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