She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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