he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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