The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
it glows. i had to have it.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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