Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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