hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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