Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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