there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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