It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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