so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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