I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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