Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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