So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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