I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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