Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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