And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
