btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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