Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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