I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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