I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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