I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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