i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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