ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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