this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
