Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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