He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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