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so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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