I wish life had little blips of pornography
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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