Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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