I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
they're like a gay fantastic four
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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