i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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