Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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