They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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