their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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