Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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