Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
