I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Even my vagina gasped.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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