Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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