We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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