OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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