There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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