This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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