um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I have aggressive nipples.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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