Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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