How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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