Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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